Profile X-1343: Morning Glory

“This is your new sister,” they told me. “Her name is Morning Glory.” I couldn’t help myself when I asked: “Morning Glory? How’d she even pick that out?” But they told me, “She didn’t.”   . . .   I was already twenty when she joined the family unit. And...

Dearest Diary, Today, Mom and Dad and Dad all went out to do something or other. Probably something boring, which is why I elected not to go. Instead, I shall spend the day with my dear older brother(?) Vampire. Or Vamp. I’m not entirely sure if Vamp is short for Vampire or if he is secretly some sort of honeypot*. Regardless, today was the first day he spent willingly in my presence for more than a few hours. ...